Hey, bud!

If that rutabaga won't glow
Mama's gonna sell you a letter O

And if that letter O is hot
You'll still be the sweetest readers I got.

(Song and dance version here.)

For the curious, the foam letters are held on with the hook side of hook and loop tape. The attachment method makes it easy to remove the letters when making a sale, but is not particularly secure.

This is the last of the seasonally inappropriate posts. Next up, actual knitting! And another trench coat.